This month, the International Astronomical Union (IAU) is going to have its 2009 general assembly. One topic that may come up for discussion is Pluto’s right to be called a planet. Which is really the topic of how to define a planet. And as we shall see below, although Pluto has been the driver for this redefinition, no matter which way it goes this year, if it is discussed at all, Pluto will never again have the same reverence it once had.
In 2006, the IAU defined a planet to be a celestial body that is:
- In orbit around the Sun.
- Has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape.
- Has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.
All three of these rules are contentious to some degree or other. Not the least of which Rule Number 1 implies that this definition only applies to our Solar System. Are the increasing number of exosolar “planets” being found not really planets after all?
Rule Number 3, however, has drawn the most ire, as it is that rule which has seen Pluto demoted from planet status to the newly defined (in 2006) dwarf planet status. In fact, it has been asserted that Rule Number 3 was brought in to do exactly that: dump Pluto. Some people weren’t happy about it, but then some people don’t like change. But then again, there would still have had to be change were Pluto kept as a planet.
If Rule Number 3 was to be retracted, and Pluto was to be re-reclassified in the big league, then there are at least another four bodies in the same boat. Taking the planetary total up to 13 (and requiring another reprint of astronomy books). The planets would then be Mercury, Venus, Earth, Ceres, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Haumea, Makemake and Eris. Ceres? Haumea? Makemake? Eris? Who? What? Where? When?
It turns out that these bodies also comply with Rule Number 1 and Rule Number 2. In fact, Eris is even bigger than Pluto. And it’s suspected that there could be another 200 bodies in the Solar System of similar ilk. Our Solar System could therefore hold well in excess of 200 “planets”. I’d like to see the mnemonic students would need to remember all of their names.
And that is only counting the bodies directly in orbit around the Sun. There are a number of other bodies in the Solar System that could lay claim to being of planetary status, but they are being ignored as they happen to orbit a body that is orbiting the Sun. These, of course, are the satellites of the major planets. Many of these satellites satisfy Rule Number 2, our own Moon amongst them. But because of the prejudice of Rule Number 1, they cannot be classed as planets. Which must be galling for a large number of these so-called satellites, because, as we shall see below, if they orbited the Sun in their own right, there would be no doubt whatsoever to their status.
I give to you now the seventeen largest bodies orbiting the Sun, in order of decreasing size (and all shown to scale here). Why seventeen? It may make more sense when you get to number seventeen.
1. Jupiter Planet, Diameter: 139,822 km

Named for the Roman god Jupiter, the king of the gods.
Eleven planet Earths could fit across its equator. Recently Jupiter was impacted by a comet or asteroid, leaving a black scar. In 1994, Jupiter was again scarred by Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9.
2. Saturn Planet, Diameter: 116,464 km

Named for the Roman god Saturn, who was the father of Zeus.
If there were a sea big enough, Saturn would float. For all of its size, Saturn is less dense on average than water. And if you think F5 tornados are scary, just be thankful wind speeds here don’t reach Saturnian levels: winds have been recorded up to 1,800km/hr.
3. Uranus Planet, Diameter: 50,724 km

Named for Uranus, the Greek sky god. It is unusual in that all planets up until Uranus’ discovery in 1781 by William Herschel are named for the Roman god equivalents. If that had been the case here, Uranus would have been named Caelus.
Although it is a gas giant, and fifteen times more massive than the Earth, if you were able to stand on the “surface” of Uranus (essentially on top of the topmost of clouds) you would weigh less than what you weigh on the Earth[1].
4. Neptune Planet, Diameter: 49,244 km

Named for Neptune, the Roman god of the sea.
If you thought Saturn’s wind speeds were high, just be thankful we don’t get Neptunian levels here: winds have been recorded up to 2,100km/hr.
5. Earth Planet, Diameter: 12,742 km
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The name Earth comes from the Anglo-Saxon word erda, which means ground or soil. This in turn became eorthe in Old English and then erthe in Middle English.
Our home planet, as if you didn’t know. Although Mt Everest is the highest point above sea-level, the point furthest from the centre of the Earth is actually Mount Chimborazo in Ecuador. This is because the Earth is not a perfect sphere, but an oblate spheroid: the equator bulges slightly as a result of the Earth’s spin.
6. Venus Planet, Diameter: 12,104 km
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Named for the Roman goddess of love, Venus. Had people known about its hellish countenance when it was named, Venus might not have been the name chosen. Pluto might well have been a more apt title.
Our twin planet, but only in size. Its atmosphere contains clouds of sulphuric acid, the pressure at ground level is 92 times normal sea-level here on Earth and the temperature at the surface (460°C) is easily hot enough to melt lead (melting point 327.6°C), zinc (melting point 419.73°C) and tellurium (449.65°C). Yes, even tellurium would succumb on the surface of Venus.
7. Mars Planet, Diameter: 6,780 km
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Named for the Roman god of war, Mars.
The Red Planet. Home of more fictional aliens than anywhere else in the universe. Apart from perhaps the Mos Eisley Cantina. In 50 million years time, Mars may get its own ring system: one of its satellites, the tiny Phobos, is slowly spiraling in to the planet, and will likely break up because of tidal forces. I guess if it doesn’t break apart, there will an even more spectacular, albeit short-lived, end for Phobos when it impacts on Mars.
8. Ganymede Satellite of Jupiter, Diameter: 5,262 km
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Named for Ganymede, cupbearer of the Greek gods and Zeus’ beloved. The name was suggested by astronomer Simon Marius sometime between 1610 (when it was discovered by Galileo, and possibly Marius himself independently) and 1614. Obviously people in the 17th and 18th centuries didn’t mind mixing Roman and Greek deities.
If this were in orbit directly around the Sun instead of indirectly via Jupiter, it would be the eighth largest planet. So why can’t it be called a planet too? Ganymede is even expected to host a saltwater ocean. It might prove a bit hard to get to, unfortunately: if it really does exist, it’s probably about 200 km below the surface.
9. Titan Satellite of Saturn, Diameter: 5,152 km
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Named for the group of Greek gods known as the Titans. Its original name had simply been Saturni Luna (Saturn’s Moon), coined by its discoverer Christiaan Huygens. That prosaic name lasted almost 200 hundred years before Titan was chosen by John Herschel in 1847.
Another giant moon, this one of Saturn, blocks out the eighth official planet. Titan has a substantial methane atmosphere, and is unique amongst all the satellites in the Solar System in this regard. Scientists think that the atmosphere on Titan is very similar to what the Earth’s might have been like, except that it is far colder: about –180°C. Because of this, it was targeted by the Cassini spacecraft: specifically the Huygens probe, which touched down on Titan’s surface on January 15, 2004.
10. Mercury Planet, Diameter: 4,880 km
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Named for the Roman messenger god Mercury. The Greeks had observed this planet as far back as the 1000 BC, but had believed it to be two separate objects, which they named Apollo and Hermes.
In 1974, the spacecraft Mariner 10 became the first probe to visit the messenger planet. Just before its first flyby of the planet, Mariner 10 picked up some anomalous ultraviolet radiation coming from around Mars. The next day it had disappeared, before reappearing three days later. Its appearance was consistent with a satellite orbiting Mercury. Eventually, however, the “moon” started to move away from the planet — something that moons aren’t really supposed to do. It was then found to be a star. Mercury’s moon was not meant to be. A new probe, called MESSENGER, is now observing the planet. MESSENGER is due to settle in to orbit around Mercury in March 2011 after three flybys during the preceding few years.
11. Callisto Satellite of Jupiter, Diameter: 4,820 km
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Named for one of Jupiter’s many lovers in Greek mythology. Callisto was a nymph associated with the goddess of the hunt, Artemis.
Callisto is the second largest of Jupiter’s moons, and is thought to be about 50% rock and 50% ice. And it’s only just smaller than Mercury. Callisto served as the basis for a NASA conceptual study called Human Outer Planet Exploration (HOPE) (pdf file, 3.1MB) in 2003.
12. Io Satellite of Jupiter, Diameter: 3,643 km
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The name was again from Simon Marius. Io (mythology) was a priestess of Hera in Argos, and one of the many lovers of Zeus.
Along with Earth, Io is the most geologically active body in the Solar System. Io has over 400 active volcanoes. While Earth has many more (1,500 that we know about, with possibly many thousands more under the ocean), it seems the ones on Io are far more active, constantly spewing out plumes of sulphur and sulphur dioxide, sometimes to over 500 km in height.
13. Moon Satellite of Earth, Diameter: 3,474 km
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Moon is a Germanic word ultimately derived from the Proto-Indo-European root me–, which relates to measurements. This underscores the usefulness of the Moon as a time keeper of the ancients. And not so ancient.
I think it’s time for the human race to head back to the Moon. And do you know what, we’re down to the 13th largest body in the Solar System, and no sign of Pluto, the ninth “planet”?
14. Europa Satellite of Jupiter, Diameter: 3,122 km
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Simon Marquis named all four of the Galilean moons. Europa was a mythical Phoenician noblewoman who was courted by Zeus.
All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landing there.
So says HAL at the end of 2010: Odyssey Two. The makers of the giant black monoliths of Arthur C Clarke’s influential series have deemed that Europa is an apt place to nurture life, and have warned humans away via the artificially intelligent HAL. Well, it’s 2009, and there is no sign of any giant black monoliths, but Arthur C Clarke was right: Europa is a prime candidate for extraterrestrial life (albeit probably only of the bacterial equivalent kind). Being so close to Jupiter induces tidal flexing that may allow a warm water ocean to exist under about 20 km of ice. Should this be the case, there may be potential for organisms, such as extremeophiles, to exist there.
15. Triton Satellite of Neptune, Diameter: 2,707 km
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Triton is the son of the Greek god Poseidon (the Greek equivalent of Neptune). It was suggested by Camille Flammarion in 1880, about 34 years after the satellite was discovered by William Lassell. But it was almost 70 years before the name Triton caught on. Until 1949, when a second Neptunian satellite, Nereid, was discovered Triton was simply known as “the satellite of Neptune”.
Triton is the only major satellite to orbit in a retrograde motion around its parent planet. Retrograde means against the parent planet’s direction of rotation. (This is probably because Triton is a captured Kuiper Belt object, a group of objects that originated in the far reaches of our Solar System. Pluto is one of these objects as well.) Most other satellites in the Solar System are thought to have co-originated with their parent planets, or at least been formed out of the same pile of rubble that was spinning in vaguely the same direction. If Triton had never been captured by Neptune, it would likely have been the ninth planet as opposed to Pluto. Which reminds me, we’re down to the 15th largest body in the Solar System (not counting the Sun), and still no Pluto.
16. Eris Dwarf Planet, Diameter: ~2,600 km
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Named for the Greek goddess Eris, a personification of strife and discord. The naming of this object was eventful, and the final name represents the challenges had in naming it. Discovered in 2005, it was given the nickname Xena (after the TV programme Xena: Warrior Princess). The leader of the discovery team, Mike Brown, then suggested Lila (from Hindu mythology) and Persephone (the wife of Pluto) before finally agreeing with the astronomy community on Eris. Eris was officially known as 2003 UB313 from its discovery until Eris became its sanctioned name.
Eris is the first substantial object to have been found in the Solar System since Clyde Tombaugh discovered Pluto in 1930. Eris is one of a number of so-called trans-Neptunian objects to have been found recently. Pluto was the first, although it wasn’t really known as such for many years, at least outside of the arcane inner sanctum of the planetary scientists. Other notable TNOs include Makemake, Haumea, Sedna and the tongue-twisting Quaoar. There are many, many other TNOs that have been found in the past few years, and many more will likely be found. Some may even be larger than Eris.
17. Pluto Dwarf Planet, Diameter: 2,390 km
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Named for the Roman god of the Underworld, Pluto. The Disney character Pluto was named in honour of the planet.
Finally, we are here. The so-called ninth planet. The 17th largest body in the Solar System. Personally, I don’t really care that Pluto has been demoted to the ranks of the lesser bodies. It’s just a reflection of reality, which is the ultimate goal of science. Nostalgia for the old view of nine planets in our Solar System has no place here.
However, while I think it would be wrong for Pluto to be returned to the pantheon of planets (unless we were to go the whole hog and initiate tens, if not hundreds, of bodies into that definition), I think that Pluto should always be regarded affectionately, and we should never forget the contributions of Percival Lowell (whose quest for the elusive Planet X directly caused Pluto to be discovered, even though the need for a Planet X was eventually found to be lacking) and Clyde Tombaugh (who spent uncounted hours glued to his blink comparator to find said elusive Planet X). And it will be a thrill to see the results of NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft, due to rendezvous with this frozen outpost of the solar family in 2015. Here’s hoping this little dwarf planet throws up some more curve balls for science to grapple with.
[1] This seems counter-intuitive, but is due to the nature of gravity, ably approximated by Isaac Newton’s Law of Universal Gravitation. (Well, this “law” is technically a scientific theory; and yes, it has been superseded by Albert Einstein’s Theory of General Relativity when it comes to our modern understanding of gravity, but it is a perfectly fine approximation for what we need.) Two outcomes from Newton’s law are (1) the mass of a uniformly dense spherical object can be considered to be concentrated at the exact centre of that sphere (a consequence of the Shell Theorem, if you must know) for all bodies at or beyond the surface of that object, and (2) the gravity experienced at the surface of such a body is proportional to its mass and inversely proportional to the square of its radius. This second outcome means that for a given body, if you were to increase the radius of that body by, for example, a factor of three whilst keeping the mass the same, the gravitational force on the surface will go down by a factor of nine. Taking outcomes (1) and (2), and assuming for our purposes that Uranus is a uniformly dense spherical object (close enough to be good enough), it can be deduced that the force of gravity felt at its surface is a lot less than you might think: about 90% of the force you feel here on Earth. Which means if you weigh 75kg here on Earth, you would feel like you weighed 67.5kg on Uranus. Physics can be strange.